Hilarious Gifts For Your Friends And Family That Are A Little Wild
It's always nice to receive a gift — but the most memorable gifts are often the ones that are most surprising. While a gift card or box of chocolates is a pleasant surprise, there are also many ways to make a more lasting impression with an unusual gift.
As you'll see, not all of these gifts are particularly family-friendly — but that's part of what makes them so memorable and hilarious.
Personalized Men's Boxers
How can you ensure that the man in your life never forgets your face? One way to start might be in plastering your face all over a customized pair of boxer briefs. At the very least, it'll keep him from cheating.
Dancing Hot Dog
This dancing hot dog toy is able to sing, tell jokes, and even yodel. It also features a mimic mode where it'll repeat back anything you say to it. That means that the potential for dirty jokes is truly off the charts.
Toilet Sand Timer
Everyone has that loved one who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom. You can playfully call them out with this toilet hourglass, which counts down from five minutes and depicts a man on his throne, sitting on his throne, emptying...uh, sand...from himself.
Candy Toy Shooter
Have you ever wished you could fire off a bunch of Tic-Tacs from a toy gun? No? Well, it might be worth considering. This 3D-printed toy has a hopper to load the little candies into, and fires them a good distance across the room.
Men's Cooking Apron
Every cook needs a good apron, and this apron is a good apron indeed. Not only does it protect the wearer from stains, it also blends in so well that you'd swear the person in it was wearing nothing at all.
Tonight/Not Tonight Reversible Sleeping Mask
How do you know if your partner is in the mood or not? If you're not into direct communication, this eye mask is a great at-a-glance way to tell. One side says "Tonight (oh yeah!!!)" while the other says "Not tonight (Sorry!)"
Grow a Girlfriend Gag Gift
Do you remember those fun foam toys that would grow when dropped in water? They're back — in girlfriend form. Rather than growing into colorful dinosaurs or whatever, this one grows into an inanimate girlfriend. It's a great gift for that chronically single friend.
Novelty Underwear for Two
For the couple who just can't get enough of each other (this couple might be you and your partner), this pair of underwear is designed for four legs rather than two. With its big, stretchy waistband, it's more than big enough for two people.
Custom Pool Float
Beachgoers and pool owners can always use an extra floaty, and this floaty comes complete with a drink holder, blow-up lifeguard with a chiseled physique, and — last but definitely not least — a head that can be customized with any face you want.
Talking Toilet Paper Spindle
A talking toilet paper spindle is the kind of thing you never know you needed until you get it. It can be programmed to say anything you want, and with a nine-second record time, there are plenty of possibilities.
That's What She Said Easy Button
"That's what she said," is an iconic line when delivered by Michael Scott on The Office - and thanks to this gag button, you can have the line, as delivered by Michael Scott, on demand.
Stress Ball
Everyone can appreciate a good stress ball when they need to let out some nervous energy. This stress ball (or should we say stress balls?) provides an outlet for that squeeze. It's far less painful than squeezing the real thing.
Donut Holster Birthday Gift Box
Here's another gag gift box. It's a cardboard box advertising an absurd item that promises to "eliminate unnecessary waiting and walking." Of course, you can put whatever you want inside the box — but you might still wish that this was a real product.
Pound Town Ticket
Is it time to punch the ticket to Pound Town? If so, this high-quality metal ticket will provide the recipient with an express, one-way trip directly to the aforementioned town. It can be used as a keychain so it'll always be ready to use.
Ball Buffer
This Ball Buffer chamois is part gag gift, part functional gift. After all, it includes a good chamois inside the box. Of course, the recipient might not want to use it in the way that's advertised on the box.
Reindeer Mankini
If you love Borat but need a new way to express your creativity beyond saying, "Mah wiife!" repeatedly, consider this fun mankini. It features a Christmassy reindeer design, but is still versatile enough for wearing to the beach (maybe stick to the more open-minded beaches).
Dill Dough Stress Remover
If you ever find yourself in a pickle and need to chill, reach for this Dill Dough stress relieving putty. It's soft, pliable, and smells just like real dill pickles. If the Dill Dough name sounds funny to you, get your mind out of the gutter.
Thong Fanny Pack
Fanny packs are more than just a place to stash your stuff. They can also serve as a statement — and it's safe to say that wearing a fanny pack that makes it look like you're wearing a thong certainly makes a statement.
Toilet Golf Set
For the person who loves sitting on the toilet almost as much as they love hitting the fairways, this toilet golf set is the perfect gift. It comes with a golf-themed mat, putter, hole with flag, and ball — not to mention a customized "do not disturb" sign for the exterior latch.
Child Chucker Gag Gift Empty Box
This isn't an actual product, it's an empty box for putting the true gift inside. It's definitely worth considering for any parents in your life, just for the shock value alone as they unwrap their gift to see this.
Eye Bleach Joke Gift
Sometimes, after a little too much scrolling, we need some eye bleach. This jug of eye bleach is a joke, so it doesn't actually contain real bleach — but it's still a great gift for that person in your life who spends a little too much time online.
Yodeling Pickle
Perhaps you have pickles. You might even have something that can make yodeling sounds. But it's extremely unlikely that you own a pickle that can also yodel. Rectify this problem right now with this fun yodeling pickle toy. Batteries are included!
Funny Cooking Apron
Sometimes, the cook has a simple message to get across. In this case, the message is that they'll feed everyone who needs to be fed — but they'll do so with no shortage of sass. Hey, at least it's blurred out to make it borderline family-friendly.
Birthie Stick Gag Gift Box
This gag gift box will fit a real present, but also leave you wondering why selfie birthing sticks aren't already a thing. There's definitely a nonzero chance that someone, somewhere, has given birth and livestreamed the whole thing with a selfie stick.
Banana Nut Bread/Hazelnut Vanilla Scented Candle
This scented candle packs a deliciously cozy scent of hazelnut vanilla and banana nut bread and comes in an elegant jar with a classy label that says...uh, it says something, that's for sure. It's a great gift for people who like hilarity and practicality in the same package.
Novelty Hoodie for Men
Everyone needs a few cozy hoodies to wear on the weekend, and this hoodie makes a great option for people who want to bundle up, but would rather just go topless if they could. In that sense, it's the best of both worlds.
Rectal Use Only Stickers
This roll of 200 "rectal use only" stickers almost looks official enough to come from a real medical facility, but of course, they're just for comedic value. Sticking them on random objects will make said random objects significantly more hilarious.
Garden Gnome Outdoor Statue
We've all wondered what garden gnomes might get up to when we're not looking, and this garden gnome figurine presents one possible option. Multiple poses are available, so you can set up an entire diorama of hungover garden gnomes if you want.
Big Undies Gag Gift
This massive pair of granny panties is too big for any one person, of course, but the sheer size is what makes them so unique. From gag gifting to challenging yourself to fit as many people as possible inside, the possibilities here are endless.
Custom Underwear for Women
If your wife or girlfriend needs new underwear, consider gifting her a pair. Better yet, gift her some panties that have your face all over them. This way, she'll think of you every time she puts her pants on.
Funny Prank Pill Box with Sweets
For the lovable (or not-so-lovable) old crank in your life, this box of Old Fartamins makes for a perfect gift. It's a way to call out their curmudgeonly outlook while also providing them with an array of delicious jelly beans. It's the best of both worlds.
Cat Birthday Card
This birthday card takes the concept of a pop-up greeting card and makes it a bit dirty. It features a cat relieving itself and includes the sentiment "4 out of 5 cats don't care that it's your birthday."
Porta Potty Shot Glasses
Every party needs at least a few shot glasses, and fun parties demand fun shot glasses. That's where these Porta Potty-themed shot glasses come in. You'll get a set of two - they really do look like portable toilets.
Funny Dirty Coffee Mug
Every prankster needs at least a couple of silly mugs in their collection, and this "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look" mug is perfect for those with a certain sense of humor. It shows that even though you're not medically trained, you're willing to help.
Meme Gift Desk Statue
This little desk statue features a golden peanut with the word "Deez" emblazoned on it in white. What does it mean? Well, it should be obvious. It's the perfect gift for that person who has (almost) everything.
Custom T Shirt
You can get any design you want on this custom shirt, but the all-over printing process really should only lead you in one direction: the repeated image of your face, all over the shirt. It's nightmare fuel in the best way.
Snow Globe Sweaters
Everyone gets a little bit chilly during the winter months, so when the temperatures get nippy, consider picking up these snow globe sweaters for your loved one. The packaging makes it very clear as to where these are supposed to go.
Emergency Underpants
Life occasionally leaves us in the unfortunate situation of desperately needing a pair of underpants. Enter these "Uh Oh...Emergency Underpants." It's literally a pair of underwear in a tin. It might not be the most durable pair for long-lasting wear, but that's why it's designed for emergencies.
Toilet Fishing Game
There's more fun to be had while you're sitting on the toilet than just scrolling mindlessly on your phone. You could take part in a thrilling fishing adventure with this toilet fishing game instead. It comes with everything you need for toilet angling.
Keychain For Husbands
Keychains are a fun, inexpensive way to show someone that you love them. This high-quality metal keychain is all that and a bit more. Needless to say, it's only really appropriate for gifting to someone who you're especially close with.
Vintage Retro Style Trucker Cap
Is your Stranger Things costume missing a little bit of added oomph? If so, pick up this trucker hat. It looks exactly like the one Dustin wears on the show, only it proudly proclaims a certain message.
Shower Margarita Machine Prank Gift Box
There are mornings when we all wish we had a shower margarita machine, but unfortunately such a product does not exist. What does exist, though, is this empty box that promises the fabled shower margarita machine.
Adult offensive crayons
If you just want to watch the world burn and offend your whole family, this box of offensive crayons should do the trick. It includes 24 assorted colors, all with a politically-inspired, oftentimes offensive message, on each one.
The Dirty Word Search Book for Adults
It's scientifically proven that doing puzzles and word games helps keep the mind sharp. You can boost your brain productivity while indulging your dirty mind at the same time with this collection of adult word searches.
Two Seater T-Shirt
Two-seaters usually refer to motorcycles, but in this case, the shirt is saying that the wearer is a two-seater: one up high and one down low. You can certainly infer what this means.
Christmas Tree Plunger
If you're on a streak of crappy Christmases, you might as well own it with this Christmas tree that's based around a toilet plunger. It's kind of like Charlie Brown's classic Christmas tree, only toilet-themed.
Funny Animal Boxers
Fishermen with a sense of humor are required by law to have at least a few pairs of punny boxers, so this set of boxers is perfect for any fisherman whose underwear drawer is starting to get sparse.
Mini Golf Toilet Game
Here's a different spin on the much-loved toilet golf genre. It includes a stool (that can double as a toilet stool) with a full-featured mini golf game incorporated within. It comes with a putter, balls, and a small flag.
Funny Gag Apron
For the person who's grilling up a bunch of meat and wants to avoid getting spattered while simultaneously telling their guests that meat will soon be in their mouths, this hilarious apron is the perfect gift.
Farting Elf Christmas Ornament
This elf decoration looks much like any other Christmas decoration, but includes a fun twist that you don't see often, if ever: squeeze his butt and he'll fart to the tune of "Deck the Halls." There's a whole family of farting elves on offer, too.
No Tear Prank Toilet Paper
If you want to send your guests into a panic when they use your bathroom, pick up a roll of this toilet paper. Its trick is that it will never, ever tear, even though it looks just like normal toilet tissue.
Dog Butts Animal Magnets
Kikkerland has made a fun range of magnets that are based around the hindquarters of different dogs. You'll get a retriever butt, pug butt, scottie butt, poodle butt, dalmatian butt, and - of course - a red fire hydrant.
Beaver Bath Soak – Pink Bath Salts
This gift is really just a standard bag of relaxing bath salts - but the difference comes in its silly branding. Indeed, if there's someone in your life who could use a beaver bath, these bath salts will truly be a great gift.
