Perfect Looking Stuff To Soothe Your Stressed-Out Soul
The world is a crazy place filled with a bunch of people who don't fold fitted sheets correctly and who park outside of the yellow lines. Take a break from the disorder of it all and indulge your perfectionist side by taking a gander at all this perfect stuff.
I'm not kidding—perfect stuff is the only stuff that's in here. Just taking a quick look will make your gray hairs turn brown again and your blood pressure will taper off. Actually, I don't know that...but they will make you happy.
Check Out The Surface Tension Of A Puddle Holding Up A Coin
I don't know whether this coin was dropped in or whether it was placed in, but either way, it's the prettiest thing I've seen in a while. Nobody better need change for the subway because I want it to stay right where it is.
My Messy Handwriting Couldn't Hold A Candle
This person should quit whatever vocation they were pursuing before this and become a personal typewriter because this is some machine-like accuracy. A bonus of this is you'd probably never have to take them in for repairs.
It's Going To Be An Egg-cellent Breakfast
The person who found this swears that they opened the carton and it was like this...but that's just too perfect to believe. It was definitely an intern on their first day trying to do a good job.
This Cinderblock Is A Friggen Candle
I'm not joking when I say that this would probably take your entire lifetime to burn. You wouldn't even get through half of it, most likely. It is beautiful, but boy is there a lot of it.
This Is An Alpha Dad Who Cut This
This dad woke up at 6 a.m. on a Sunday, tightly laced his freshest pair of New Balance sneakers, and stepped onto his John Deere to get the job done. Respect.
This Clamp Display At Home Depot Is To Die For
This looks beautiful for approximately 10 seconds after the employee arranges it, then some DIY fanatic comes by to rifle in the drawer looking for the "right" one. That's not an exaggeration, that's just working retail.
This Is The Rarest And (Only) Six-Pack I Have In My Life
I have a hard enough time coming across a six-pack in my regular everyday life because of my love of Cheetos, so this would be an awesome surprise to wake up to.
It's Only "Perfect" If It's Not Fruit-Bottom
I've literally never had it where I've opened the yogurt without some getting on the lid, or where the inside wasn't a complete mess. I also refuse to try again because I'm permanently scarred from fruit-bottom yogurt and eating it every day in middle school.
The Smoothie That Perfectly Blended Itself Around The Blades
It kind of looks like a flower, right? This smoothie is blooming better than any of my flowers have ever done, and it's doing it all while supposedly being healthy for your gut.
A Perfectly Ripe Avocado To Brighten Your Day
Okay, so they definitely butchered the actual slicing of the avocado, but the ripeness is perfect. It's got that subtle green to yellow fade that every food photographer searches for. I bet it tasted good too...
I'm Torn Between Eating And Respecting This Cookie
This perfectly iced cookie has come straight from my dreams onto my screen. Just imagine how heavenly it would be to fill your gut with this rose-shaped icing...but do I deserve it?
Just Imagine The Work It Would Take To Organize Orbeez
Any parent is looking at this image and getting traumatic flashbacks of cleaning these horrible little balls up, but they'd probably still admit this image is satisfying. All those perfectly laid out colors...wow...
Roses Are Pretty, But This One Is Just...
Roses are already arguably the prettiest flowers, so why does this one have to go above and beyond like this? Leave a little room for the rest of us to try, jeesh.
This Is My Kind Of Produce Section
Look at how the fluorescent lights are sparkling off those neatly arranged apples and how those packages are all perfectly laid out with bananas at the top. This is probably the least stressful grocery store I've ever seen.
I Wouldn't Bother Brushing The Car Off
If your snow artfully rolled off your windshield into a glorious churro-like bundle, would you wipe it off? I wouldn't, I'd probably cherish it for the rest of the day...until it melts.
A Wizard Cleaned This Pool
This backyard went from looking like it fit right in at a squatter's mansion inhabited by Hollywood has-beens who did toothpaste commercials 15 years ago, to looking like a suburban mom's dream backyard. That's quite a feat.
I Wouldn't Eat This Pancake Even If It Was $15 At IHOP
Just imagine being served a pillowy and perfectly round slice of heaven—you wouldn't dare ruin it by smearing butter and syrup on it, right? Actually, I would, since I got hungry just typing that.
Thank You To Whatever Robot Placed These Sweets Like This
When robots aren't trying to enslave the human race and destroy our economy, they're randomly placing candies in the perfect little slots. This was probably random, but I'd like to think they're on our side for once.
Nothing More Satisfying Than Fresh Neopolitan
I don't need to go to therapy anymore after looking at this photo. The way the Neopolitan ice cream just blends into itself is almost worth the five pounds I'll gain from eating it.
To Be As Perfect As A Snowflake On A Crow's Wing
The next time you see a crow, maybe put a little bit of respect on its name since, clearly, it's got some beautiful feathers. While you're at it, respect the snow too, even though it just made you late to work for the third time this week.
Defrosting A Fridge Has Always Been Cool
I can't believe how much ice this person let build up in the back of their fridge. Didn't they realize it was a problem when all their food was as cold as ice?
Real-Life Fruity Pebbles (Don't Eat These, Though)
I can't get over how beautiful these pebbles are, but it's still not enough to get me to wade into the water and take a little bite out of one of them. My dentist would hate me.
"Helping A Friend Move And I Had To Pause To Appreciate His Tape Packing"
Normally, when I help my friends move, it never turns out to be this satisfying. It's usually 10 minutes of us yelling from either end of the couch we're lifting to move left or right.
The Escalator To Heaven
I would have zero problems being caught in a massive crowd if it meant I could look out over them and pretend we're in some futuristic glass society. Actually, I would still probably opt to take the stairs instead.
A Gorgeous Waste Of Apples
Yeah, this is cool and I have no idea how they got all of this to look so precise and beautiful, but come on, what's happening to these apples after the photo? They better have a freezer bag on hand to stuff them into, or this is a giant waste.
This Japanese Experiment Over A Half Century Created Some Incredible Tree Crop Circles
Just imagine being a pilot and flying over this on your first day of flight school—you'd think you discovered some alien visitors. I'm willing to bet that happened and would've loved to see the tinfoil fashion that came out of it.
They Got It In One Peel...
A wizard did this or it's photoshopped because this just isn't possible. In all my years of scraping Nutella from the jar into my mouth, I've never seen any lid come off in one piece.
Who Knew Salt Looked This Beautiful Under A Microscope?
I always thought salt looked best when it was sprinkled over my fries with some vinegar, but it turns out, it also looks incredible under a microscope. These look like little cubes of happiness.
Its Fur Looks Airbrushed
This chinchilla is photo-ready and not afraid to go back to hair and makeup if even a tiny tuft of fur looks out of place. I've got a lot of respect for this animal, but mostly I'm realizing I'm a lot uglier than a rodent.
These Stairs Are Blissful (As Long As You're Not Climbing)
I would love to marvel at the beauty of these stairs from the safe distance of the bottom. You couldn't pay me enough to climb to the top and see the "cool view" from up there.
